Well, you know your 2006 sucks when you are making these types of new year resolutions...
1) I resolute not to get any more fines and summons for my vehicle.
2) I resolute to pay my bills on time, everytime.
3) I resolute to give my friend ABC a treat, which i had promised 10 years ago.
4) I resolute to feed my dog regularly.
5) I resolute to stop making noise so that the police will not knock on my door everyday.
6) I resolute to remember my signature on my bank passbook.
7) I resolute to sleep by midnight, latest
8) I resolute to stop telling ppl to get away from my "elite, uncaring face".
9) I resolute not to mix up my wife's and my mistress's names, and birthdays.
10) I resolute not to pump diesel into my car, just because its cheaper.
11) I resolute to stay in a job for at least 6 months.
12) I resolute not to curse and swear in vagular lauguage at the f**king cars that bloody suddenly f**king cut into my f**king lane.
13) I resolute not to honk at ppl crossing at zebra crossings.
14) I resolute that i will never play with fires.
Happy new year, everyone...
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