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Friday, February 29, 2008

Terrorist escaped, keep a lookout for him

Singapore most dangerous man escaped.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/331477/1/.html
Posted: 27 February 2008 2045 hrs

I was stunned.. How can the Singapore most Dangerous man escape? He is the head of the JI terror network in Singapore, and had plans to attack our home with bombs, including crashing one airplane into changi airport!!!

I was very curious about how he managed to escape.

Security lapse led to escape of JI leader Mas Selamat, says DPM Wong
By Asha Popatlal, Channel NewsAsia Posted: 28 February 2008 1948 hrs

"Deputy Prime Minister Wong Kan Seng who apologised for the incident said Mas Selamat was being taken to the toilet before a meeting at the Family Visit Room when he escaped. "

Security lapse! That's the last thing that eveyone wanted!! And escape via "using the toilet" trick! Back in NS days, one had used that trick before, to escape an AWOL charge.

I hope he will be arrested soon, and instead of being detained, will be charged, giving the maximum sentence, and restriction of all his privilages of family visits, leaves, tagging him from head to toe, so that not even his beard can escape, watching his every move. Or maybe, just lock him up and throw away the key!

And before you all start accusing me of violating human rights, i don't think he deserves any, with his plans to kill innocent people. In fact, such people does not deserves any human rights at all!!

So, i beseech my readers, if you see this man, DO NOT HESTITATE TO CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Be happy!!

If you are unhappy, just see this...



BE HAPPY!!!

CS stands for??

What would have happen when you put former computer games siao into a TCM manufacturing company??

Well, not what would have happen, but it did happen.

To me...

I was reading the E mail about sending some samples for R&D work with an overseas company, and one of our products was Cordyceps Sinensis, and we use CS for short.

And i ask my boss "I got the specifications for COUNTERSTRIKE", before i caught myself...

From this CS


To this CS...


Thank god, there's no reaction from my boss... haha

Counterstrike is a online / lan game popular in the late 90s, and i used to play it very often during my poly and NS days...

And i always got killed more than killing ppl...

Damm the campers!!!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Inline skating competition

Inline skating!! Competition...

We were doing duty at Sembawang for the above mentioned event...

Early morning going down... Passed by one of the bog fields, and with the mist hanging above the grass, it look absoluting beautiful!!


Doesn't it??

And so, we reached the location. Quite interesting to look at the skaters doing round and round, fighting for the first spot in every race...


Can see from the angles that they are turning at high speed...

However, no matter how much patterns those skaters display,

Be it being single...


Or in pairs...


Or even in a straight line...


The lime light of the whole show to us was stolen by this cute little fellow...


Haha... Cute little dog!!

Monday, February 25, 2008

High rise killer eggs

No where is safe nowadays... Even from eggs...

Was having a nice chat downstairs at my friend's house was made more interesting by the presence of some one throwing eggs down... supposingly at us and our "wifes"...

Luckily there are some trees that managed to block the eggs, otherwise, looking at the angle, the eggs would have hit our cars, despite most of the eggs being missed by a great angle...

Needs to go for zeroing liao.. haha


Eggs wars!!! Eggs can also be used as a weapon!!


What a waste of eggs... Imagine you can use those to make scrambled eggs, half boiled eggs, fried eggs... What a waste... (shake head)...


egg shells on the grass... if not for the tree, the egg shell would be on my car...

Damm the fellows who threw the eggs. Next time, aim properly...

UG open house (south)

Another UG Open House, this time in the south. Not from my zone, but i went down to have a look, and to give them support...

The SJ stall at GESSS


Make up corner!! but this make up is a bit different from what you expect. The make up is not to make you look prettier, but it's to make you look more horrified!!!


Making up in process... To us, it's call casualty simulation...

One of the more "gross" make up...

Looks real enough to bluff??

So, are you all going to avoid chilli and tomato for your meals later??

And the GESSS ppl got another use for the CPR dummy!! Super creative of them!! Saves on manpower, by using dummypower instead...

See?? no need one fellow to hold on to the pamphlets...

Good one.. i was impressed...

And the dummy must be feeling very tired sitting there, holding on to the pamphlets all the way... and 2 members fell sorry for her... So, they did this...


Can i sit there and hold the pamphlets also?? Envy the dummy to have 2 ladies massaging her... haha...

Nice words and drawings by the members...

Indeed, it was an eye opener for all those...

Saturday, February 23, 2008

UG open house (north)

Had a fun weekday on friday.

Took leave from work, of course that day fun lah... Others need to work, me no work leh...

Went to Shenton way to get another copy of some documents. Left my ATM card there... Crab Pot!!!

After which, me and ES made our way to Yishun for the UG (Uniformed group) open house, where all the UGs in Singapore set up brooths to let the primary school kid know more about them...


The SJ brooth...


The Corps members...


The corps seniors...


The "casualties"...


The ambulance...


The primary school kids...

And one more... she got the most sin lang (relax) job during the whole UG open house!! A job that 99.99% of the working ppl out there can only dream of, but it's totally impossible for them to achieve!!!

It's something that i dream of doing for a living, but sad to say, i don't think i can make a living out of doing it for my job... I can do that during my job, but i don't think my boss will be happy...

Haiz~~~ must wake up to reality again... (slaps myself)

Here's the job...


Job description :

1) Able to sleep for the whole day and act sick...
2) Able to let other ppl serve you food and drinks.

Job requirements:

1) No experience needed.
2) No education levels needed.

Now, who doesn't want that job??

I do!!! Sleeping as a job leh... the most utterly, absoluting, satisfiying, rewarding, respecting job in this whole bleddy world!!!

And have someone massaging you... Isn't it perfect??


Haiz~~~ I got no such luck...

The members are really enjoying themselves... Can see from their faces, and their actions...

So many good signs

What's that har??

What happen??

1&2&3&4&5&1&2&3&4&10&1&2&3&4& shit... lost count... hahaha


And our stylo milo driver using handphone when driving... And when she realised someone was watching her, her initial response was this...


But then when she know that i am taking photos, her response changed to this...


Haha... Okie, i crooked up this story...


More happy faces...








Serious faces








Poseing faces






Dulan (irritated) faces




Shy Face




And Violent face




Together, they make up the YTSS SJAB family!!!



Friday, February 22, 2008

Public holidays for 2009

The public holidays for 2009 are out!! There are lots long weekends for 2009. Total of 9.

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New Year's Day - 1 January (Thu)
Chinese New Year - 26, 27 January (Mon, Tue)
Good Friday - 10 April (Fri)
Labour Day - 1 May (Fri)
Vesak Day - 9 May (Sat)
National Day - 9 August (Sun)
Hari Raya Puasa - 20 September (Sun)
Deepavali - 15 November (Sun)
Hari Raya Haji - 27 November (Fri)
Christmas Day -25 December (Fri)
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Source is taken from http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/330299/1/.html

Is it too early to start planning for leaves and MCs for 2009??

Perhaps not... Start planning, peeps!!!

Hopefully we can have public holidays for the Youth Olympics for 2010...

thoughts

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Short talk:

Singapore won the bid to host the Youth Olympics. Good or bad? Depends on how you see it...

The question i wanna ask is " Will there be a public holiday??" The games are from Aug 14 - 16... 3 days only... Come on, give us some extra holidays...
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Got lots things on my mind now...

Ain't in the best of mood... damm... need to keep myself busy, to prevent too much thoughts flooding my mind...

But somehow, somewhere, something always come back. Days are getting harder to pass... And at this time somemore!!

Had quite a nice time at HQ with a group of people, makes me forget about my thoughts. Had a nice meal with lots laugher at Pizzahut, at the expense of the poor waitress behind the counter. Don't ask me what happened there.. you can ask those who are present... You can say i bully people, but at least, that makes me forget about things for a moment.

But it came back... Needs more distractions now. I need to be kept busy at all times. So, anyone, any lobangs? Hopefully can make some money out of it.. That would sound nice.

Sometimes, i wish i can become cold, distant and aloof and keep to myself but it seems that it's quite a difficult task to accomplish. Indeed, it's difficult.

Hope i can fall asleep the moment i lie on my bed when i reach home later, depending on what time i want to go home.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Did something bad for the first time today

Oh man!!!

CRAB POT!!!

I did something today that i have never done before!!! Something that's so common, everyone is doing it, and yet, it's bad... but yet, after doing, i felt more in place with all those who keeps doing it...

And now, am anxiously waiting... Shit...

Dunno if it's a good or bad start...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Best of 3 worlds

The 3 sentences really reflect the true facts of life... It's sad, but it's true!!

1) if u want fast and cheap,its not going to be good
2) if u want cheap and good,its not going to be fast
3) if u want good and fast,its not going to be cheap...

Haiz~~~ when will i ever get the best of all the worlds??

Low chances...

Prob when i need a walking stick....

Prob when i am about to die...

Prob never...

Wait...(Slaps myself) Wrong... How can i have so negative thoughts? Cannot like that lah... Must be more positive leh... (Slaps myself)

IT'S DEFINITY NEVER!!!

You can be positive, but then, you must be realistic too!!!

Yawning

Let me talk about yawning...

Why this topic when all of us did it almost everyday? Especially during work and school, during busy and relax times, when you are anywhere, in the bus, train, home and even the toilet?

My light bulb was switched on suddenly yesterday nite, as i was yawning...

It has been proven that yawning is contagious. Don't you think so? When people around you yawn, you also yawn, either consciously or subconsciously, either you fake it or not.

So, what's the cause of yawning?

There are some surprise findings...
From this website, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn, Causes of yawning are:
1) A means of cooling the brain.
2) An action used as an unconscious communication of psychological decompression after a state of high alert.
3) An excess of carbon dioxide and lack of oxygen in the blood.
4) A way of displaying (or indicative of) apathy.
5) Tiredness.
6) A means of equalizing inner ear pressure, which can be triggered by another's yawning


Har?? Cooling the brain??

Hur Hur Hur??

Excessive yawning has been associated with several medical conditions and may be considered as a medical sign for some diseases. These conditions include:
Multiple sclerosis
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)
Migraine headache (rare)
Radiation poisoning, including radiation therapy


Hur?? Hur?? Hur?? Hur?? HUR???

Totally chimology for me...

But all i know is that yawning is contagious, even can be transmitted through wireless mobile phone (GSM) network.

I started yawning when the other person yawned... And we were chatting with each other on mobile phones...

And just now, i realised another thing... I am yawning when i am blogging about yawning!!!

So, perhaps, you had already started yawning??