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Alvin and the Chipmunks. "Bad day"

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Chase Bank phishing website

Chase Bank Customers, DO NOT GET TRICKED BY A CHASE BANK PHISHING WEBSITE!!

Scams!!!

Frauds!!!

Received this E mail supposingly from Chase bank, stating that my account was locked for trying too many incorrect log ins.


I smell a rat... plus some fish...

I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH CHASE BANK!! SO HOW WAS IT LOCKED??

Unless some kindred spirit open an account for me, deposit millions of US dollars waiting for me to discover and use...

(Slap myself)... What the hell... dreaming again.. Wouldn't happen on lah.. must be realistic..

Anyway, i clicked on the phishing link and compared to the real Chase Bank website, and here's the results. (You might want to click on the pictures for a clearer view)

THE FRAUD WEBSITE



THE REAL CHASE WEBSITE


Amazing... Almost like the original!!

So, i did this...



And this...



Hell... I even did consider going to file a complain to the FBI, but the forms are just too complicated.. And i was not even a victims, and hell, i am not even an American.

Hopes that the bank does something about it, before some poor souls fell prey to the criminals. And i do hope that those criminals be brought to justice.

A 21st birthday celebration

Remember how you celebrate your 21st birthday??

The independent age, where you can go watch R-21 shows??

It's CS's 21st birthday in a few day's time, and we were invited to attend a makan cum lameing cum catching up cum cooking session, over at Aranda Country Club...

Picked GL from NYP and went down together.

Been there late last year, and yes.. there's quite a number of changes..

Before... (Dec 2007)


Don't ask me who that fellow is... haha...

Now... (Apr 2008)


Quite a lot of differences hor?? Definity looks bigger, cleaner, airier and not so sleazy kinda place...

Here's the birthday girl...



21... haha.. i still remember my 21st birthday... A super miserable 21st birthday, not because i never celebrate, but not in the mood to celebrate, as 7 days later, i will be enlisted into National Service and to become the lowest life form in the Armed Forces.

Who in the right mind will want to celebrate when you will be "confined" for 2 and a half years?


GL making errr... forgot the name food... The master chef...


Adding some mysterious black thick thingy that will enchance the favour... It tastes sweet...


while his interested "student" looks on...

And soon, the main part of the celebrations goes on... And my expertise was called in to start the fire... Yep.. that's my expertise... Just let me know how you want your fire to be...


The "student chef" was promoted to the grand master chef...

My role?? To complete the chain of food supply which consist of placing the cooked food into my mouth and chewing, meanwhile praising the quality of food that will ensures the supply does not cut off...

More snapshots of the birdday gurl...

Taking photographs


The SJ people.. Thanks for the free advertisement, GL...


With me inside...


The big brass, HH and SQ enjoying their meal...

And a cute little dog, a male who only goes to female human, while ignoring the males... Hmmm.. that's normal... The power of the opposite gender really does it's wonders...



Who was made to stand after anyhow peeing on the floor...


Bd girl receiving her presents from all of us...



Happy 21st birthday, CS, aka AS, XN... :P

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Skills

My light bulb flashed while chatting with KS on MSN...

What is BCLS instructor attachment program?

My answer??

Teaching people some skills that they will pray that they will never got to put it into use...

To those who are scatching their heads...

BCLS = Basic Cardiac Life Support... Layman terms, CPR.

If you got to ask what is CPR, well, let's say it's a little homework for you...

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Got an announcement to make...

I finally got a girlfriend liao!!!
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Got a shock??

Well, can try this method to deliver a shock to casualties who had collasped, and no AED is avaliable...

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Let off with a warning for slapping?!?!

I was speechless after reading this article...

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Venture Corp chairman's wife, who slapped SIA stewardess, let off with warning
Posted: 24 April 2008 1107 hrs

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/343354/1/.html

SINGAPORE: The wife of Venture Corp chairman and CEO, who was charged last month with slapping a Singapore Airlines stewardess, has been let off with a warning.

Tan Siew Hoon could have been jailed up to one year or fined $1,000, or both.

The 61-year-old had slapped stewardess Then Jiamin while on a flight to Japan last September.

Tan was visibly relieved as she left the Subordinate Courts on Thursday. She and her husband, Wong Ngit Liong, declined to comment. - CNA/ir
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I am still speechless....

Wondering what had happened, so i did a search and this is what i had found...

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http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_207403.html
http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_205836.html

Businessman's wife slapped me on flight, says stewardess
By K.C. Vijayan, Law Correspondent


"Madam Tan apparently became upset when the stewardess was serving Mr Wong during the flight on Sept 20.

The stewardess claims Madam Tan slapped her at around 4pm, when the flight was about 80 minutes from Tokyo's Narita Airport.

Immediately after the alleged assault, Ms Then claims Madam Tan asked her in a loud voice: 'Why are you talking to my husband?' "
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Speechless again...

I wonder how humiliated that poor stewardess was facing when she was slapped...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Foreign talent

Talking about foreign talents...

Singapore should hire this foreign talent from America, as at this time, can be a great asset to us...

Haley Joel Osment. Yep. That's the fellow that we should greatly consider to get him into our country...

Who is he??

He's an actor... Osment came to fame with his starring role in the 1999 thriller, The Sixth Sense. And he said the famous words.. "I see dead people".

He really should come and help out in our efforts...

Provided he change his sentence to........

"I see Mas Selamat"...

Monday, April 21, 2008

New world record, but...

Alas!!!

Haiz~~~

And i thought it's a new Singapore record.. Or even better, a new world record!!!

And "POOF!!" the supposed record was gone...

11 minutes to urinate!!! who can believe it?!?!?! I mean, for males, how long you need to urinate? Certainly not 11 minutes right?? So, it's gonna be a new or broke the previous world record right??

But alas!!! It's not to be...

And in a blink of an eye, there goes the new record, just like Mas Selamat.

Including Mas Selamat...

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/342715/1/.html

Ankle and knee hurting

Gosh... after that simple badminton game on sat afternoon, and spraining my left ankle again on friday afternoon,

My left ankle and knee are hurting....

My right arm is aching...

Gosh... never feel so shiok when they are aching, except for the hurting part...

My ankle is still swollen...

I wonder if the TV series "Crime watch" is going a special show on the Mas Selamat Escape issue.

I can act as Mas Selamat, being able to limp with my left leg naturally...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Why teachers always got HBP?

This is good... Taken from the Suzuki Club Singapore forum, posted by TC... Enjoy laughing, and hope it brightens up your day!!!

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Funny Answers From Real Students

1. The future of "I give" is "I take."

2. The parts of speech are lungs and air.

3. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

4. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

5. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

6. Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

7. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

8. The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

9. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

10. Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

11. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

12. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

13. We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

14. One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

15. A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

16. One by -product of raising cattle is calves.

17. To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.

18. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

19. The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

20. Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings

21. The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

22. Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

23. The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

24. In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

25. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

26. In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

27. A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.
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Funny show on TV


Great show on TV channel 8 now...

First time watching that show was at WC's house, and it was so funny that i was laughing non stop and rolled off the sofa...


Now?? Cannot laugh liao...



Really.. now watching the show, i cannot laugh it out... loud...



Coz i got that show, watched too many times, and got immune to it liao...

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Temasek Regatta / Week 0 Orientation

Friday morning, while people are rushing to work and school on a wet wet morning, we (vkp and me) were on our way to do something else...


All the way from the west to the east to see this...


Dragonboats!!

Yep.. It's the TP regatta, and the week 0 orientation, and we were there to KPO a bit...


Dragonboat is like footdrill. Teamwork is important. Look at the picture above... Rowing together in unison will have a better effect than those disorganised teams...

So not surprising, boat no 3 won the race...


Congrads to them!!

And their supporters cheered them on non-stop!!



And while during a lull, i spotted something weird...



It's a competition of 2 boats of 2 rowers... one of them even went without a drummer!!!

Wow...


Interesting... haha

And the "telematch" at TP freshman orientation, under a very hot sun, was quite interesting to watch, from a distance...


The freshman... Welcome to poly life....


Seeing this makes me wonder how does one feels to be in the freshman orientation camp... i have never been in one, having skipped all the programs when i was a freshman... And thank god for it...

And there's one segment that i wish i can go right in front of the stadium to have a closer look... and that's this...


That's the best my camera can do...

Some interesting shots i took when i was bored..


Okie... not as interesting... i know.. but i think it's beautiful...


Offical cameraman and their mightly SLR and mightly lens...

Gotta hide my little trusty canon camera when encountered the mighty ones... Cannot compare at all... :(

Lim zui ho!!! Lim zui ho!!! Lim zui lim dao confirm dou!!!
(Drink water good, Drink water good, drink water till confirm collaspe!!)


Dragonboat team having water parade!! The only one doing that, the UG style!!

And the most interesting shot of the whole day...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Jokes

Jokes only for today.... Sensed that more ppl getting frustrated, and hope these will cheer you up...

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Shut-up
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The Dog of course . at least it will shut up after you let him in!

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Qualities of a Wife

When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order anymore. She becomes an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.

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Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned immediately.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: " Gosh ! It really works! "

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Wedding Anniversary

I asked my wife : " Where do you want to go on our anniversary ? "

She said : " Oh ! Somewhere I have never been before ! "

I told her : " How about the kitchen ? "

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Happiest Hour

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"

The hubby replied : " Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life. "

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CAR

Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.'

'No, that won't work' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'

Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?'

'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a coat hanger.'

The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!'
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Monday, April 14, 2008

Mid April

Today is the 14th April 2008.

Tomorrow is the 15th April 2008.

Special day tomorrow.

Have you declared your Income Tax?

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Got something i wanted for a long time

The taste of success or victory... or whatever you call it...

Finally, at last... at long long long last...

I have found something that i want for more than 10 years....

Yes.. you heard me loud and clear...

I FINALLY FOUND ONE THING THAT I WANT FOR MORE THAN 10 YEARS!!!! MORE THAN 10 YEARS!!! I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!

YEAH!!!

The sense of accomplishment... The sense of pride... The sense of achievement... Could not simply be typed down...

Just as i got the DVD movie, "Platoon"...

What thing??? Hahaha... You can ask, but that does not mean i will answer...

This proves one thing....

Things you want will come to you if you wait...

But in this case, there's nothing you can do but keep searching for it and wait.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Revenue from Roads

Please correct me if i am wrong...

I think the Singapore goverment got the most revenue from transportation, as in from the roads in Singapore, besides the GST.

Why? Let me give you an example...

Let me start off with the COEs, with the data from yesterday's COE bidding results.

Total revenue from Cat A: 2026 (Quotas) X $16,930 (QP) = SGD $34,300,180
Total revenue from Cat B: 1130 X $19,501 = SGD $22,036,130
Total revenue from Cat C: 376 X $18,900 = SGD $7,106,400
Total revenue from Cat D: 448 X $1,012 = SGD $453,376
Total revenue from Cat E: 881 X $19,389 = SGD $17,081,709

Total revenue from COE Apr 1st bidding exercise = SGD $80,977,795

And that's only half a month. One full month revenue means about 160 million revenue for the goverment, and for one year? 1.92 billion!!!

And now, add in the fees you have to pay when getting a new vehicle... RF, ARF, Excise Duty, Road tax....

And now, add in the petrol taxes, your HDB Season parking fees, your parking coupons used...

And not to forget, everyone's favourite topic, the ERP.

Guess how much revenue the Singapore Goverment is getting just from the Singapore Roads?

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

BREAKING NEWS II

This is told by a good 'ol friend of mine...

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BREAKING NEWS...

Mas Selamat has been found in Malaysia.

"How do you know?" you may ask...

I went into Malaysia yesterday nite with AET and ZX, and at the Singapore Custom, Posters of Selamat was pasted all over the custom, saying that he's wanted and bah bah bah, all those stuff...

And at Malaysia Custom, i saw the sign saying, "SELAMAT DATANG MALAYSIA"

From this website, http://dictionary.bhanot.net/

DATANG = come or arrive

So, Selamat Datang Malaysia means, you go figure it out yourself...
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It's meant to be a joke....

No.. wait...

It's a joke, Laugh...

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Blunders

Found this spelling error on a receipt...



Found it?

Beautiful microorganisms

Arhhh.......

The beauty of the world of micro-organisms...


Now, ain't it beautiful??

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Malaysia shopping

Went in Malaysia this morning...

Went shopping... At Caltex, Mobil and Shell. Don't ask me why are we (me and AB) only shopped at the petrol kiosk.. haha...

View from Shell...

Inside Caltex. Yep, there's a small Vivo pizza restaurant inside Caltex...

And seen this before??



Hahaha...

And there's a jam on the way back...

Sometimes, i would go to a place when i got too much time to spare, looking at Malaysia.. but now, i am looking things the other way round...