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Wednesday, April 16, 2008


Jokes only for today.... Sensed that more ppl getting frustrated, and hope these will cheer you up...

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The Dog of course . at least it will shut up after you let him in!

Qualities of a Wife

When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order anymore. She becomes an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.

Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned immediately.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: " Gosh ! It really works! "

Wedding Anniversary

I asked my wife : " Where do you want to go on our anniversary ? "

She said : " Oh ! Somewhere I have never been before ! "

I told her : " How about the kitchen ? "

Happiest Hour

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"

The hubby replied : " Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life. "



Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.'

'No, that won't work' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'

Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?'

'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a coat hanger.'

The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!'

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