Jokes

Jokes only for today.... Sensed that more ppl getting frustrated, and hope these will cheer you up...

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Shut-up
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The Dog of course . at least it will shut up after you let him in!

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Qualities of a Wife

When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order anymore. She becomes an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.

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Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned immediately.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: " Gosh ! It really works! "

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Wedding Anniversary

I asked my wife : " Where do you want to go on our anniversary ? "

She said : " Oh ! Somewhere I have never been before ! "

I told her : " How about the kitchen ? "

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Happiest Hour

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"

The hubby replied : " Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life. "

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CAR

Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.'

'No, that won't work' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'

Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?'

'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a coat hanger.'

The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!'
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