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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Post World cup fever depression syndrome...

Doctors all over the world must be feeling sad now... World cup is over. No more "world cup pandamic" paitents to boost business. But hey, doctors fret not!!!

There's still the Post World Cup fever depression syndrome.

Here are the Top 10 Signs that you are suffering from the POST WORLD CUP FEVER DEPRESSION SYNDROME.


10) You wake up in the middle of the night just to watch Tiger Wood playing golf. Worst that you do not realised it, and keep wondering why the match is so goddamm quiet.

9) You scream "GOAL" when the golf ball goes into the hole.

8) You keep calling your VCD shop, asking when will the World Cup 2006 DVD be released.

7) You whistle and flash a red card to anyone who blocks your way when you are alighting from the MRT.

6) You scream and cheer when your boss mentioned "GOALS" when in reality, your boss is talking about sales goals.

5) You scream, took off your shirt, running around your office when you finished your work before deadline.

4) You think that "lunch break" and "OT" should be renamed as "half time" and "extra time".

3) You take a shot on a clumped up piece of paper when you boss is at the doorway of his office.

2) You clutch and keep kissing your coffee cup, and raised it up high, while your colleagues cheer...

1) You exchange your long sleeve shirt and tie with your rivals in office at the end of the day.

THE BEST ONE....

You headbutted anyone who touches you, and say mean things into your ear...


So, if any of the above looks familiar, please do not hestitate to watch S-league till the effects wore off.

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