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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Quoted post...

Let me quote a post by CY.

CY, hope you dun mind...
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Wits, Wisdom & Satire

Adolescence
- The period when children feel their parents shld be told the facts of life
- That period of life when a boy refuses to believe that someday he will be as dumb as his father

Adult
- One who has stopped growing except in the middle

Advertising Agency
- Eighty-five per cent confusion and fifteen percent commission

Age
- Thirty is a nice age for women, especially if she happens to be forty

Alimony
- A system where two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it
- The cash surrender value of a husband

Ambassador
- A spy

Apologise
- To lay the foundation for a future offense

Archaeologist
- The best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

Assassination
- The extreme form of censorship

Author- A fool who, not content with having bored those who lived with him, insists on boring future generations

Average man
- A married man who expects his wife to be a sweetheart, valet, audience and nurse
- A person who thinks he isnt

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Somethings for me to add on, just for the sake of humor... No punk intended...

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


And the last one, damm, i hate the last one...

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

My Offical job title is Assistant Production Manager.... But everyone knows me as Production Manager... DAMM.....

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Am I that dumb???

1 comment:

ahseah said...

lame la.. i thought wat blog..