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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Tell tale signs of other affair

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Short talk:

ARGHHHHH!!!! HEADACHE!!!! HAVE TO MAKE UP MY MIND!!!! DO I OR DO I NOT????
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Some interesting stuffs that i happen to chance across...

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99 Tell Tale signs that your partner is having an affair…

1. He sleeps with his hand phone by his side.
2. He brings his hand phone into the bathroom.
3. He is having more than one SIM card.
4. He is having more than one hand phone.
5. Your calls to his hand phone are unanswered.
6. His hand phone is switched off whenever you call him.
7. He tells you that you can call him at another hand phone number.
8. His hand phone is equipped with multi-card/duo SIM card.
9. He deletes the SMS/MMS messages from his hand phone.
10. Intimate SMS/MMS messages in his hand phone that were not sent by you.
11. He clears the call list from his hand phone.
12. His hand phone bill hitched.
13. He sneaks out of the house for no apparent reason.
14. He goes to the coffee shop for a drink but comes back 3 hours later.
15. Change of behaviour.
16. Change of attitude towards you.
17. Your instinct tells you something is not right.
18. Whispering or speaking softly on the phone.
19. Hangs up the phone whenever you are near him.
20. You answer his hand phone in his absence and the caller hung up.
21. You answer his hand phone in his absence and the caller asked for a different person.
22. Lost of interest in family activities.
23. Not wanting to air his view in plans related to the family.
24. Suddenly becomes particular of his look.
25. Change of the way he used to dress.
26. Small intimate gift in his possession not given by you.
27. Extra credit cards that you are unaware of.
28. Purchases of items in credit card statements that were not meant for you.
29. Credit card statements sent to another address.
30. Receipts of items not purchased for you found on him.
31. Extra money that were not accounted for.
32. His clothing smell of unfamiliar perfume.
33. The seat belt of his car smells of unfamiliar perfume.
34. Strands of hairs not belonging to you found on his clothing.
35. Strands of hairs not belonging to you found in his car.
36. Pubic hairs found on his car seat.
37. Lipstick marks on his clothing.
38. Unexplained marks on his neck/body.
39. Goes overseas more frequently than before.
40. Not letting you know his flight details when travelling.
41. Not letting you know the hotel he stays when overseas.
42. Coming back from overseas with gifts such as perfume claiming that it is purchased on behalf of his friend.
43. He spends more time on the computer especially in your absence.
44. He deletes details from his computer including emptying the recycle bin.
45. He shows sudden interest in music.
46. He joins a gym out of a sudden.
47. He walks the dog for extended time.
48. Suddenly interested in jogging.
49. He finds reason to stop wearing his wedding ring.
50. He buys himself sexy underwear.
51. He washes his underwear whilst having his shower.
52. He comes home with a pair of fresh underwear.
53. He leaves home fresh in the morning and comes home fresh in the evening.
54. He makes decisions without discussing with you.
55. He criticizes your appearance.
56. He criticizes your dressing.
57. He becomes impatient with you.
58. He becomes impatient with the children.
59. His friends/colleagues appeared uncomfortable in your presence.
60. He appeared uncomfortable in the presence of your friends/colleagues.
61. Prevents attending functions when your friends whom he knows are also attending.
62. He picks fights out of trivial matters.
63. He works late too frequently.
64. He entertains too frequently.
65. He criticizes your cooking.
66. He finds reasons not to have dinner with you.
67. He takes leave without your knowledge.
68. He stops telling you of his activities as he used to be.
69. Keeps condoms in his car/wallet when he does not use them with you.
70. Wants to try new techniques/positions when having sex with you.
71. Lessens the frequency of having sex with you.
72. Stops having sex with you.
73. Tries to go to bed after you have fallen asleep (to avoid having sex).
74. Giving prior notice that he is tired before going to bed.
75. Removes child seat/toys from his car.
76. Asks you questions pertaining to likings of women.
77. Asks you questions like "is it possible to love more than one person"
78. Hinted that it is all right to have a mistress.
79. Shows extreme concern about where are you when he is out.
80. Suddenly becomes calculative in the family’s expenditure.
81. Accounts with banks unknown to you.
82. Daydreaming when he is with you.
83. Tends to be forgetful even on important issues.
84. Prevents fetching you in his car.
85. Disappearance during family outings/gatherings claiming to be going back to work.
86. Hotel receipts in his possession.
87. Hotel name cards in his possession.
88. Petrol station receipts that were not the usual stations he visits.
89. Treating you extremely nice that you feel he has done something wrong.
90. Telling you he is with a particular person to cover the time of his disappearance unaccounted for.
91. Does not hold our hand in the public as he used to be.
92. Coming home wearing another shirt.
93. Shows interest in items meant for females whilst shopping with you.
94. Goes to toilet too frequently when he is out with you.
95. His secretary addressed you wrongly too frequently when you call him.
96. Unpaid parking fines sent to your house at somewhere he has no reason to be (especially after office hours).
97. Going for National Service too frequently.
98. Background of telephone calls does not sound where he claimed to be.
99. He feels uncomfortable when being introduced to a friend who is a “P.I.”, “investigator” or “Private Eye”.

The aforesaid signs are personal views from an experienced P.I. being in the field since 1990 and are only meant for your reading pleasure.
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All i can say is.....

Thank god i am unmarried. Otherwise, my wife would think that i would be having an affair outside...

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