Jokes and again

Some jokes to keep those blues away...

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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Coz it's a M18 show. (below 18 not allowed)

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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.

When he comes to colume on "Sex"
he writes "Every night"

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected"
he writes " Yes"

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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN USA and Singapore ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE

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At a bar in New York,
The man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED oready liao"

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