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Thursday, July 05, 2007

Delivery

Okie folks. I am back.

Been busy being a delivery man for the last 3 days. That's why there's no update. No joke. Doing delivery is not fun. (except for the freedom part, where you no need to see your boss at all, and the "joy" of driving.)

10 siong things about delivery.

1) You need to consult the street directory frequently.

2) You must finish deliver something at a given time. Hence, you have a tendency to speed and beat the red lights.

3) Even you found the correct street and block, you must find the correct store. And sometimes, its over at the very end of the building.

4) You park without any coupons, and you fear summons. Same thing when you park at bus-stops and zig-zag lines, coz it's stupid to pay 50 cents or a dollar for 5 - 10 minutes parking.

5) Afternoon weather is hot.

6) Security guards chasing you away from the loading and unloading bays, coz they are reserved for the big lorries.

7) Loading and unloading bay is full. (there's a jam on the road lane leading to the loading and unloading bay at Jurong Point!!! Can you believe it?)

8) Missing the enterance to the loading and unloading bay, and you must make one big big round to go back again. Waste time.

9) Store personnal complaining coz you sent the goods just after 5pm. Even though they are opened till 9pm

10) Store personnal asking you to wait while your vehicle is parked at the zig zag line near to a police center.

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