Read this news with much interest...
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'Cone heads' on Orchard Road as part of S'pore Arts Festival
Wednesday June 6, 2:17 PM
SINGAPORE: Two aliens have made a hole in the ozone layer and dropped into earth for a visit, and they have been soaking in the sights and sounds of Singapore.
They have learnt to take trains and have been curious about how Singaporeans communicate.
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What a load of bullshit!!!!
If 2 aliens really make a hole in the ozone layer and dropped to earth (Singapore ) for a visit, these will what will be happening right now.
1) The FBI will arrest them and will charge them for destroying the ozone layer.
2) ICA will arrest them for being illegal immigrants.
3) Scientists will investigate them for their "special powers" for dropping down without burning up in the earth's atomsphere.
4) They will have scared everyone away. SAF will be immobilized to cordon off the area and to capture the "creature" at all cost.
5) They would not have taken trains, as they don't have any EZ link card with them, and they don't have any Singapore currency with them, and the EZ link machine does not accept Martian dollar notes.
6) Singapore would have a new SINGAPORE ICON for being a strange creature, as our merlion is a bit lonely.
7) Learning how Singapore commuicate. They will return to their planet, and tell the others that the young Singaporean men in green greet each other with the words "F**K you, and pointing middle fingers to the skies.
8) They will also learn that upon the command of "KUA SIMI (See what see)" can get everyone into some fast and furious exercise at areas especially BQ, CQ and other night spots.
9) They will also learn that Singaporeans like to form long lines just to eat.
10) Some ppl will tell them to get away from their elite, uncaring faces.
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