Allergies

Some ppl are fantestic. They are so cute that you either want to hug them and strangle them at the same time.

Imagine you are signing up for a sports event, and of course, the organisers would want to know if you had any conditions that will increase the injuries risk, and to let the medical ppl on duty know of any conditions to enable the medical personnal to be prepared for it.

And in the sign up form, they would ask for any allergies, be it drug related or generally.

I had attended 2 events as a medical personnal on duty.

Both yield funny results in the "allergies" column.

1) Allergic to cats and dogs.
Hmmm... only cats and dogs har? What happen if that fellow goes near to cats and dogs leh? what will it cause?

2) Allergic to rashes.
So, do not get any rashes loh, then you would not have any allergies.

3) Allergic to 7-up and Sprite
Errr.... why only 7-up and sprite, and not others like coke, pepsi, ice cream soda?

And the best of it all...

4) Allergic to bread.
No comments...

Reflect on it.

So, if that's the case, during my ICT (reservist training), i will declare myself to be allergic to:

1) Green colour uniform, as it will cause discomfort when i am wearing it.

2) SAF camp, as it will cause me to be sick, in a layman language known commonly as "homesick".

3) SAF Training Areas, as there's lots mosquitos there, and the chances of dengue and malaria will be significantly higher.