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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Points to ponder

Something i read in the website, and they did raise a few issues that's worth pondering and some crappy jokes as well...


Worth pondering...
1) How come the fridge inside got light, but the freezer dun have?

2) Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

3) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

4) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Additional from me...
5) Why you cannot lick your own elbow?

6) Why did you just try licking your own elbow?

Singapore jokes
1) Will we kena cancer after passing under so many ERP gantries?

2) How come Ngee Ann Polytechnic is NP, but Nanyang Polytechnic is NYP?'

3) Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong, and yet we say we are doing right when we kill them?

4) How come we’re scared that offering ordinary people more money will make them not want to work, but giving millionaire ministers a fat pay rise gives them the incentive to work?

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