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Monday, June 09, 2008

lighter side of poems

Had went for a super long duty that lasted 27 hours.

ACID camp. And from that duty, i learnt a lot of things. Indeed, lots. So much so that i am still very tired, and too much things to post that i need time to sort things out.

Well. meanwhile received some funny poems from DC, and here's them, and have a good laugh...

Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
And I got a heart attack straightaway


God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.


When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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