lighter side of poems

Had went for a super long duty that lasted 27 hours.

ACID camp. And from that duty, i learnt a lot of things. Indeed, lots. So much so that i am still very tired, and too much things to post that i need time to sort things out.

Well. meanwhile received some funny poems from DC, and here's them, and have a good laugh...

Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
And I got a heart attack straightaway

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!