Another bo liao post

Nothing eventful, except for swine flu, which i will write in a seperate post sometime later...

Been going to work, go home, duties, IPT. Nothing much to write about also...

During last IPT, during the running session, the third round, i came back hyperventilating, and feeling giddy. PTI saw me and called the medic, and both ask if i am okie, want to fall out.

My reply was that i rest a bit till feeling better, then continue the run.

PTI response was that i should rest, since i was not feeling well.

My reply was that i know my own condition, and when during the run, i will know when to stop when i cannot take it.

Adding this last sentence which make everyone laugh... "Dun worry, i am only a corporal, not a warrent officer, so, wun die one."

Yep... to those who dun know what's the joke about, well, go read up last few weeks news.

Some photos for you all to enjoy...

Hot weather nowadays, with the exception of a few days...

Dun think so much hor...

Just a random photo... If you can see something special, then good for you...

RTA...





Tata, that's all, folks!! Pray that Swine flu virus dies soon!!

Merlion struck by lighting

Chinese have this saying...

"You don't respect, scold or beat your parents, you will get strike by lighting."

I am wondering what had happened between the merlion and his/her parent? Wait... do you know the merlion's parent?? you don't??

Think.. Any other place in Singapore that has a bigger statue of Merlion than the one at the Merlion park? The one that can stare at you, beam at you with green lasers?

Yes.. the HUGE Merlion at Sentosa...

Dunno what i am talking about??

Read this...

Merlion statue at Singapore River struck by lightning; suffers slight damage
By Claire Huang, 938LIVE Posted: 28 February 2009 2219 hrs
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/412182/1/.html

SINGAPORE: In a rare incident, Singapore's longstanding icon, the original Merlion statue at the mouth of the Singapore River has been struck by lightning.

One witness told MediaCorp Radio's 938LIVE that orange sparks flew when lightning struck between 4 and 5pm at Merlion Park.

Staff in the vicinity said they heard an explosion followed by a loud thud when broken pieces fell to the ground.

About 30 people dashed into a nearby restaurant for safety.

Other onlookers continued to take photos of the 36-year-old tourism icon.
- 938LIVE/vm

STRUCK BY LIGHTING!! OMG!!

That is the hotspot for tourist, and local people!! And people could be easily be injuried... Thank god, there's no news of injury.

So, since this incident, this has given us some answers about some queries.

1) We now know that Merlion is a conductor of electricity.

2) We now know why Merlion keeps on vomitting.

3) We now know why Merlion is so pale.

4) We now know why Merlion is so popular...


So, here's what might had happened to the Merlion at that time, if you got the angles correct...

LAY EGG HAPPY!!!

Nope... Did not see Santa yesterday night, nor his sleigh nor his reindeer...

Woke up today, first thing is to look under my bed to see what my presents are. And sad to say, none.

Went downstairs to see under the trees, if there are any wrapped presents with my name (i don't have a christmas tree at home), and the only things that i can find are bird shit.

Haiz~~ no presents for me... Sad... That means i have been a bad boy again this year...

But wait!!! Remember that i had bought a christmas present for myself??

HO HO HO!!!

I got a present!!!

Wanna know what it is???





If no one buys me present, i still can buy one for myself!!! wahahhaha

or rather...

HO HO HO!!!

Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year!!!

Lay Egg Happy!!!

using iPod

special post!

This post is going to take me a super long time to post!

Why? Cos I am using Zx iPod to post... Keeps typing all the wrong letters and damn... Am getting fed up... My fingers too fat Liao..

okie... Going to log off Liao...

This took me half an hour...

Bye.

US Presidential Election Results

So Barack Obama won...

As the US 44th President head of a supernation, most powderful office in the world, Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces...



Well, so, what's next? When's the change?

Yawn...

I think i better go off to bed now...

Fresh Halloween ideass to scare ppl

Thanks to APPY, who reminded me that Halloween is around the corner...

And there will be scores of halloween parties held all over Singapore... Fancy going to one but you don't know what to dress up as?? Having a terrible headache over it??

Fret not... Here's the S.O's ideas...

Lots ppl would want to put fake wounds and blood...


Some would also use fake hands...

Oh come on... that's so old school... As what the goverment says, THINK OUT OF THE BOX!!!

What about mask??


Do you think that's scary?? People can die from laughter one, you know??

What about this??


Hey, just who is going for the halloween party?? you or the doll??

Some ppl would like to use special effects of the lights...


But seriously, when you see this, will you get a fright or will you yawn??

Other ppl would like to use some special digital visual effects...

I showed the picture to all my friends... they simply laugh instead of screaming in fright...

So, that's out...

And what's new?? What's so new that no one had ever done before??

What's so scary that everyone once see it, will scream and faint with fright??

Here's my recommandation. Do it at your own risk!!!



Opps... did i gave you a fright??

Pardon me if i do...

Burn 1000 bucks to light up ciggie

Yes... I burn a 1000 bucks note to light up my ciggie...





Shiok man, the feeling!!!

But, it's not real money that i burn, so, MAS, don't come knocking on my door hor...

It's fake money, a advertisement flyer that is making way into the letterboxes...

Differences in Thailand and Singapore

Do you know what's really the difference between Thailand and Singapore??

Besides the "sa-wa-di-ka" and "Kua Simi" greetings between strangers...

Oh.. Come on... make a guess... It's that obvious especially recently... It's straight in your face...

Still dunno??

Well, i can't blame you.. It was all along right in front of my face, and it's only now then i realise it...

When placing unhappiness,

Thailand : "I want to protest!!!"

Singapore : "I want to complain!!!"...

I went racing

I went racing today...

A race that would have place Massa and Hamilton to shame... Sure no fight one...

Shiok feeling...







Okie, okie... stop cursing and swearing at me!!! I admit, i am bored, sian, lame, nothing else better to do... But please stop scolding me, okie??

I am sorry for causing so much disturbances in your reading of my blog... But i am just simply too bored and need to de-stress myself a bit... Been hearing all the bad news on the news... Must understand me a bit lah... Been kinda down recently, need something bo liao to bring some fun, joy, laugher and colour back in my life...

Otherwise, i would be jumping down from the basement window...

Also, noticed that my blog is kinda "dead" from too many depressing(?) posts without photos, boring you readers out there... And perhaps, adding some more depression into your depressive life...

But hey, i used it to "sa corner" hor... dun pray pray...





Shit.. i am going to sneeze non stop later...