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Friday, February 25, 2011

General Elections is coming!!

Okie... it's meant to be a joke... ISD, dun come after me hor...

General Elections are coming... and knowing from past history, polling day, which is a public holiday is always on a saturday.

Yah... public holidays which falls on a saturday is quite a waste. i know some company compensate by having the holiday on a friday or even monday, while some add an additional day leave to their workers annual leave, while come bastards will just smile and laugh at their workers, saying them "suckers!!"

So, goverment, if you are reading this, i got an wonderful idea that makes all working adults,(which are eligible to vote, and knowing every vote counts) super duper happy that they will swing their votes to you.

it goes like this...

Campaigning will end on a sunday.

Monday - cooling off day. People needs to sit down and think about it. they need peace and quiet to seriously think who to vote. So, make it a public holiday.

Tuesday - Polling day! needless to say, it's a public holiday.

Wednesday - Results day. Announcement of results, which all singaporeans would eagerly be waiting. so, make it a public holiday.

Thursday - sure some ppl will kao pei about the results, appealing results and want to recount the votes. And being Singapore, are very concerned about other beings (Read: KAYPO) all will eagerly wait for results also. Make it a public holiday.

Friday - The winning side will address to the nation, and make the various MPs go to the stage to thank his supporters, his family, his dog, his maid etc etc, and make it a celebration. make that day a public holiday too for celebrations.

There you go... I don't know about the others, but this kinda arrangement will definity make me a very happy man, and a very happy voter.

Oh yah, on a last note, can make the same kind of arrangement / timings for the presidential elections at the end of this year??

lastly, this post is meant to be a joke personnally. And yah, i am that bo liao.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Dying blog

Been a super long time since i last blogged.

With the advert of the more popular social website, like facebook, twitter, and god knows what shit out there, including blogspot for some small entrepeuner businesses, food, gadget reviews, personnal blogs and older social websites are gradually fading to cease.

Website like friendster (how many of you actually go and login back to your friendster account?) programs like MSN, ICQ (sounds familiar rite?) and perhaps the once notorious IRC chat, where it's mostly use for flirting. they are dying.

Due to facebook, my blog is being affected. Also due to the fact that i am getting more busy at work to cook up stories to entertain you readers out there.

So, is this blog going to die??

We shall see.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010


How it should be ended...

From Youtube...



Friday, September 10, 2010

youtube animated

Some very funny animated stuffs from U tube.

Enjoy!! And remember, try hard not to fall off your chair when laughing!!

Tetris vs Contra

Bomberman vs Tanks

Pac Man Vs Mario

there are lots more!!! go u tube and watch when you are feeling stress or just got too much time!!!


Thursday, September 09, 2010

Gold medal for Singapore?

Hmmm... YOG is over... No more giving way to buses with flashing strobe lights...

But then, i can't seem to sense the disappointment that Singapore did not even get a gold medal for the YOG.

I am sure our people had tried their best, and they got the silver medals to prove it. Even to those who did not get a medal, being able to represent Singapore is no simple feat. Unlike me, where i would prob do Singapore proud by counting the hours i spend on my bed.

Anyway, well done!

But still, maybe it's time for the Sports Council and the YOG committee to think about what they can do to ensure that Singapore gets a Gold medal in the next big thing?

Well, let this S.O get out of bed, putting on his thinking cap, to think of some events to ensure that Singapore gets a gold medal for the next big thing.

1) Queuing Competition.
Singaporeans are proven to be the world expert at this. Especially the prize at the end is not a medal but a hello kitty, a BTO flat (competitors have to pay for the flat), or even perhaps a PC show with lots freebies. Even at places with super nice food. But please, do not take any reference from Brad's blog hor.

2) Archery.
I know there's archery event at the YOG, but with a little twist to the rules. The target is not the circular blue, yellow or red colour, but with humans. Singaporeans are very adept to shooting arrows, with great precision and aim, and sometimes, without aim that goes straight throught the heart of the people that does not dodge fast enough.

Yes. the competitors does not use the bow to fire off the arrow in this sport, but rather, their mouths.

3) Complaining competition.
Any Singaporean should know that we are unbeatable at this. Especially the 2 sisters who got banned from NTUC Fairprice Supermarkets. They are the world champions at this, hands down, by far. No fight. No contest.

4) Vagular language competition
Can hold a competition to see who knows the most vagular language. i believe Singaporeans knows the most, be it hokkien, cantonese, chinese, malay, tamil, Koeran, Japanese, and some even french, german, italian. There's even sign languages that everone knows.

5)Choping seats in hawker centers.
Yeah... One of Singaporeans favourite past-time hobbies. We are so good at that, even using the least expensive stuffs, (read "tissue paper") to chop. And it's quite effective, apparently.

Wow... Does wonders ever cease? In such a short span of brain activites, so much ideas can come in.

So, perhaps, in the next international competition event, perhaps well, there's hope for a gold medal even more!

Friday, July 23, 2010

S.O's Plan C for YOG during Flood

Read the news with interest...

YOG: Organisers' Plan B for Games to run smoothly in case of floods
By Tan Yo-Hinn, TODAY | Posted: 22 July 2010 0933 hrs

What happens if Flooding occurs at all the places mentioned, causing super jams? And Plan B doesn't work?

Fret not. Here's S.O's plan C for you!

In case of heavy floods, all the aquatics wouldn't have a problem. Swimming, water polo, even canoeing, sailing and rowing wouldn't have a problem. Diving might pose some danger, as the water level ain't that high. The only safe area for diving is Orchard Road. There, 4/26 of the problem solved.

All the running events, well, cause of the jams, the athletics, will compete with the games village as the starting point, and their respective stadiums as the ending point, along those non flooded roads, in time to receive their medals. Hopefully, singaporean drivers, seeing that running is actually faster than driving during jams, may ditch their vehicles and join them on a run, leading to a healthier lifestyle. You can even do running events at the gyms! 5/26 problems solved

Badminton, there are numeourous badminton courts in jurong/pioneer area in the housing estate. It's open air. No need worry about the winds.. It makes the game more unpredictable, and more exciting. 6/26 problem solved

Archery wise, well, your aim is to help singapore do crow population control by shooting them down. The one with the most number of dead crows wins. Same for shooting events. Another way with archery is go into any SAF camp, and you get the see lots people doing archery. You can try completing with them (the OCs, COs, CSMs, PS, RSMs) but be warned. They are deadly. 8/26 problem solved.

Basketball. Just like badminton. There's lots basketball courts open air style in the neighbourhood. Too many ppl playing? No problem. Just Play ABC or "Man jiang hong" will do. 9/26 problem solved.

Boxing... hmmm.. This one a bit tricky. But then hor, Just go to Jurong Point, loiter around. The moment someone says "Diao Simi" or "Kua Simi", that's the signal to start the match. Your opponent is the one who says the "Diao Simi" or "Kua Simi" and his associates. You aim is to KO him and run away before the police arrives. Shortest time to KO him is the winner.

Same goes to Taekwondo, Judo and Wrestling. There's half your problem is solved.

Next sport. Cycling. Too bad NTU is far from Tampines. However, you can go the SAFRA gym at jurong to use their stationary bikes. Still cycling mah.. Only thing is that you get to enjoy the air con and you gets tired of seeing the same thing. 14/26 problem solved.

Fencing. Hmmm... SAFTIMI is round the corner. You can go there for a match with the soon-to-be commissioned officers with their swords. 15/26 problem solved.

Football. Change to street soccer lah. Anywhere also can play. Basketball courts, top of the multi storey carparks, and even void decks. IF you want the actual pitch, well, get lots people to form the pitch for you. (remember the world cup pepsi ad?) Remember to prepare cash for you to win, as the goal post opening can change. Highest cash wins. 16/26 proplem solved.

Gymnastics. As mentioned, SAFTIMI and PLC is round the corner. Lots of chin up bars, the bars at SOC for you to play with. Including the high Obs playground. Can play will you get tired of the sport. Not enough? still got Jurong Camp and Jurong Camp II. 17/26 problem solved.

Handball. Advised to you all. Stick to your legs in contact with the ball, instead of the hand. More recognised, more money to be earned. Watch world cup. Who doesn't know world cup? And how much money is being betted during world cup? So, drop the sport and take up soccer instead. 18/26 gone.

Hockey. Same as soccer. Can be played anywhere. Especially void decks. The piller adds to the excitment. 19/26 bye byed.

Modern Pentathlon. 5 sports in one. Fencing, swimming, running, shooting. You start off with running to the OCS to have a fencing match with the officers and their swords, then do crowd control duties at jurong area, then run to a flooded place and swim. 20/26 done.

Table tennis. Comeon... Don't tell me you don't know how to find tables, bring them together to become a table tennis table? just add a small net in the middle. Lecturer's room in NTU are a good place to start searching for tables. 21/26 done

Tennis. Just change the sport to table tennis or badminton. Done. 22/26

Triathlon. Simple. Swim out of the flood to the gym, cycle there, and run at the gym too. 23/26 solved.

Weight lifting. Your help is need to life the vehicles damaged by the flood out of harms's way. The one who lift the most number of cars wins. 24/26 done.

Volleyball. Same lah... can play anywhere... Just get 2 fellows to hold the net with 2 poles. 25/26 solved.

Equestrian. Horsing riding... Just pray that the horse can swim. Well.

There, all the solutions for the 26 sports if there's super massive flood and jam in singapore during YOG.

I am a genuis, right?

Friday, July 16, 2010

blur like sotong... or is it??

Just had this thought...

The old saying... "Blur like sotong"

Who says sotong is blur?? Just look at Paul!
Nice video of Mr

Go on... Laugh your heart out...