World cup Quote
Read it in a news forum...
"11 men with 2 balls trying to get 1 ball into a hole garded by another man with two balls refreeed by 1 man with 2 balls who peeps to start the ball and stop the ball and two man by the lines who make sure all the ball are not offside"
Enjoy!!
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Top 10 world cup betting fever
Okie... after the world cup fever top 10 charts, what's next?
It's the top 10 charts for the "WORLD CUP BETTING FEVER"
10) You know your bookie number better than your girlfriend number.
9) Your girlfriend called you and you go "what's the odds?"
8) After that, you goes "okie , Spain, 1/2 ball, 20 bucks" even after your girlfriend identify herself to you.
7) The amount in your bank account goes up or goes down, drastically.
6) Suddenly, 4D, TOTO, and IR is out of fashion.
5) Your mother ask you to "Jiak" (eat) dinner, and you replied back, how much, how many balls?
4) You received your mobile phone bill, and you jumped.
3)Your maths would have made your maths teacher during your secondary school or university proud.
2) Your teachers might be using the soccer betting system to teach maths.
1) You keep waiting information from Pual the Octopus before you call your bookie.
It's the top 10 charts for the "WORLD CUP BETTING FEVER"
10) You know your bookie number better than your girlfriend number.
9) Your girlfriend called you and you go "what's the odds?"
8) After that, you goes "okie , Spain, 1/2 ball, 20 bucks" even after your girlfriend identify herself to you.
7) The amount in your bank account goes up or goes down, drastically.
6) Suddenly, 4D, TOTO, and IR is out of fashion.
5) Your mother ask you to "Jiak" (eat) dinner, and you replied back, how much, how many balls?
4) You received your mobile phone bill, and you jumped.
3)Your maths would have made your maths teacher during your secondary school or university proud.
2) Your teachers might be using the soccer betting system to teach maths.
1) You keep waiting information from Pual the Octopus before you call your bookie.
World Cup fever
Yep.. It's the world cup season, and well, the world cup fever. Yep. World cup fever ain't purely about sales, commericals, soccer goodies, etc etc etc...
Top 10 signs you never realised that you are having the fever.
10)You see a doctor because you don't have enough sleep.
9)You see a doctor because you are really sick due to lack of sleep.
8)You scream "GOAL" when you have finished a assignment, project.
7)You sleep in office/class so that you can be wide awake at night.
6)You scream "referee kayu" at any one who makes you unhappy.
5)Your girlfriends or wife suddenly become a stranger to you.
4)You show your boss or teacher the red card when they piss you off.
3)You put your mobile phone between your boobs wherever you go.
2)You really call for KFC delivery when your TV break down and you need to go to your neighbour to watch the world cup.
Best of all...
1)You know you are having the world cup when even the a cabinet minister in the goverment start using Soccer terms in their speech.
FM Yeo urges patience in Ionescu's case
By Ong Dailin/Hoe Yeen Nie Posted: 04 July 2010 1834 hrs
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1067528/1/.html
"It's very important for us to be patient, because if we're impatient, and we're offside, then we lose. So observing due process is absolutely important, both in Singapore and in Romania. It means going through what is required step by step, and sometimes holding back our desire to make comments or do things which we may regret later," said Mr Yeo.
Yep... so, recognise the signs and symptoms that you are having the world cup fever.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
World cup videos
New funny clips on youtube... to share with you all...
Gandalf Goes to the World Cup
Enjoy!!
Gandalf Goes to the World Cup
Enjoy!!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
YOG lanes
YOG. Youth Olympic Games. This event is coming to Singapore, but it's definity giving the Singapore motorist community some headaches.
Hmmm... Olympic games leh.. sports leh... why is it giving the motorist headache?? one may ask.
Well, read this article...
http://app.lta.gov.sg/corp_press_content.aspstart=9jwcd534daqja45gi138qzxv6d3sr8my18qkd0p8w7wjpb968l
Yep. During the duration of the games, piority is given to the games athletes and officals, to the extend whereby a lane is reserved for them. On the second left most lane of most of the expressways.
They vehicles will have the YOG logo, and will blinker lights, dunno what colour, and the expressways will have the olympic logo with the words, "GIVE WAY".
And one sentence in that statement caught my eye...
"We are confident that Singaporean motorists being familiar with giving way to emergency vehicles will adopt the Give Way approach when they see Youth Olympic vehicles. This approach means lanes are freed up for motorists' use when there are no Youth Olympic vehicles on that stretch of road," said Mr Lim Bok Ngam, Acting Chief Executive, Land Transport Authority.
Bullshit. Singaporean motorists being familiar with giving way to emergency vehicles?? what kind of bullshit is this? Maybe he's referring to Traffic Police or SCDF ambulances, but i don't think he knows the situation with the private ambulances. Hell, i even witness motorist who never give way to SCDF ambulances who was blasting sirens all the way!!
What a load of crap.
And the penalty for not giving way to the YOG vehicles?
$130 fine.
So, motorist, remember to give way to YOG vehicles hor. Unless you got too much cash to spare... if you really got some spare cash, remember, my pocket is always open for you... No point giving the goverment more money above the road taxes and ERP. I definity got more use of the money than those.
Hmmm... Olympic games leh.. sports leh... why is it giving the motorist headache?? one may ask.
Well, read this article...
http://app.lta.gov.sg/corp_press_content.aspstart=9jwcd534daqja45gi138qzxv6d3sr8my18qkd0p8w7wjpb968l
Yep. During the duration of the games, piority is given to the games athletes and officals, to the extend whereby a lane is reserved for them. On the second left most lane of most of the expressways.
They vehicles will have the YOG logo, and will blinker lights, dunno what colour, and the expressways will have the olympic logo with the words, "GIVE WAY".
And one sentence in that statement caught my eye...
"We are confident that Singaporean motorists being familiar with giving way to emergency vehicles will adopt the Give Way approach when they see Youth Olympic vehicles. This approach means lanes are freed up for motorists' use when there are no Youth Olympic vehicles on that stretch of road," said Mr Lim Bok Ngam, Acting Chief Executive, Land Transport Authority.
Bullshit. Singaporean motorists being familiar with giving way to emergency vehicles?? what kind of bullshit is this? Maybe he's referring to Traffic Police or SCDF ambulances, but i don't think he knows the situation with the private ambulances. Hell, i even witness motorist who never give way to SCDF ambulances who was blasting sirens all the way!!
What a load of crap.
And the penalty for not giving way to the YOG vehicles?
$130 fine.
So, motorist, remember to give way to YOG vehicles hor. Unless you got too much cash to spare... if you really got some spare cash, remember, my pocket is always open for you... No point giving the goverment more money above the road taxes and ERP. I definity got more use of the money than those.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
I know i been too lazy to update, (more like sleepy and tired).
Past 11 days, been to 2 days which last 8 days and 6 nights... That's why tired.
Anyway, that's not the aim of this post. This post is about what happened this morning in the whole bloody part of Singapore.
This morning, it rained. Heavily. Super heavily. Super duper heavily. And singapore flooded. Nah, not the whole of singapore, but more on the central singapore, like Orchard Road, Bukit Timah Road.
And i was one of the suay driver that got caught in the flood at bukit timah. The huge canal was almost to the brink, and the flow rate of the water in the canel can allow white water rafting to be done in the cancal.
It's that bad.
And the whole road was flooded, only one lane passable, as the water level ain't that high.
Yep. My car is flood proof. Proven this morning.
I never regretted never listening to my friend to adjust the cold air intake to the bumper, otherwise, my ride would die of dihydrogen oxide poisoning.
And i heard that Orchard Road was flooded very badly... prob the only way of transportation is by this...
Who says dragonboating is not good?
But i am wondering if that dragonboat got an IU unit with a cashcard inserted.
Or did the rain cause any short circuit to the ERP system?
Past 11 days, been to 2 days which last 8 days and 6 nights... That's why tired.
Anyway, that's not the aim of this post. This post is about what happened this morning in the whole bloody part of Singapore.
This morning, it rained. Heavily. Super heavily. Super duper heavily. And singapore flooded. Nah, not the whole of singapore, but more on the central singapore, like Orchard Road, Bukit Timah Road.
And i was one of the suay driver that got caught in the flood at bukit timah. The huge canal was almost to the brink, and the flow rate of the water in the canel can allow white water rafting to be done in the cancal.
It's that bad.
And the whole road was flooded, only one lane passable, as the water level ain't that high.
Yep. My car is flood proof. Proven this morning.
I never regretted never listening to my friend to adjust the cold air intake to the bumper, otherwise, my ride would die of dihydrogen oxide poisoning.
And i heard that Orchard Road was flooded very badly... prob the only way of transportation is by this...
Who says dragonboating is not good?
But i am wondering if that dragonboat got an IU unit with a cashcard inserted.
Or did the rain cause any short circuit to the ERP system?
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Eating alone
Read this article on Straits times...
Jun 3, 2010
Are you a 'loser' for eating alone?
By Amanda Wong
IF YOU see someone eating alone, what comes to mind?
'I'll be wondering why he's eating alone. My god, you're a loner, that's what I think,' said student Alfred Chua, who finds eating alone a daunting and stressful experience.
As such, he avoids eating alone in public if he can help it.
'It's a cultural thing, especially among Singaporeans, it's normal to dine with friends and chit-chat, so when they see people eating alone, they perceive them as being a loser,' said Dr Adrian Wang, a psychologist.
Is there really a stigma associated with eating alone?
Dr Wang offers some tips on what you can do to alleviate any feelings of embarrassment, should you find yourself asking for a table for one. Find out more on RazorTV.
Okie... I am now alone in the office... No one to eat with me... Well, it seems like i am eating alone everyday....
But afterlooking at this article. Well, i ordered mac delivery... Eating in office shouldn't have stress bah...
Jun 3, 2010
Are you a 'loser' for eating alone?
By Amanda Wong
IF YOU see someone eating alone, what comes to mind?
'I'll be wondering why he's eating alone. My god, you're a loner, that's what I think,' said student Alfred Chua, who finds eating alone a daunting and stressful experience.
As such, he avoids eating alone in public if he can help it.
'It's a cultural thing, especially among Singaporeans, it's normal to dine with friends and chit-chat, so when they see people eating alone, they perceive them as being a loser,' said Dr Adrian Wang, a psychologist.
Is there really a stigma associated with eating alone?
Dr Wang offers some tips on what you can do to alleviate any feelings of embarrassment, should you find yourself asking for a table for one. Find out more on RazorTV.
Okie... I am now alone in the office... No one to eat with me... Well, it seems like i am eating alone everyday....
But afterlooking at this article. Well, i ordered mac delivery... Eating in office shouldn't have stress bah...
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Why you so like dat
Yeah.. a long lost song that i like when i was still a kid...
Thanks to youtube and the crazy fellow who uploaded it...
enjoy!!
Thanks to youtube and the crazy fellow who uploaded it...
enjoy!!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
We are the world
One of the most popular songs of all time.
One of best song they keep using to raise funds for the poor nations that met with natural disasters.
One of my favourite songs as well...
One of the song that is sung by most ppl of all time, with variations, different languages too.
USA for Africa version
25 for Haiti version
Chinese version...
A very beautiful song indeed...
One of best song they keep using to raise funds for the poor nations that met with natural disasters.
One of my favourite songs as well...
One of the song that is sung by most ppl of all time, with variations, different languages too.
USA for Africa version
25 for Haiti version
Chinese version...
A very beautiful song indeed...
Friday, February 12, 2010
Own up??
All i know is since i was small, my parents has been telling me this...
You do it, you own up, and you accept any punishments that come your way.
Since i was small, i heard the story of George Washington, who chopped down his father's tree and when his father ask for the culprit, he owned up.
But to my greatest disappointment and dismay, one highly educated fellow chose to run back to his country, after an incident.
Well, if you never do it, what are you scared of? If you did it, then, own up like a man, unless, of course, you don't have anything swinging between your legs.
And for a highly educated person like you, a PhD holder, holding an important post in your goverment, you chose to scamble off at the slightest trouble, is this what your country folks always do at the slight of trouble? Pardon my ignorance, for i must confess (owned up) that i have never been to your country.
And stop your bullshitting about "set up". You accuse us of setting you up, where's the evidence? As a PhD holder, clearly you should know that any claims must be supported by evidence. No evidence, no case.
Haiz~~ (shake head)... reading on the progress of this incident, i do pity you. I wondered which university you went to, which university you got your PhD from, what you know about the definations of the word called "responsibilities" and what creditials you got to secure such an important post in your goverment, only to end up showing your true colours in this incident.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1036960/1/.html
You do it, you own up, and you accept any punishments that come your way.
Since i was small, i heard the story of George Washington, who chopped down his father's tree and when his father ask for the culprit, he owned up.
But to my greatest disappointment and dismay, one highly educated fellow chose to run back to his country, after an incident.
Well, if you never do it, what are you scared of? If you did it, then, own up like a man, unless, of course, you don't have anything swinging between your legs.
And for a highly educated person like you, a PhD holder, holding an important post in your goverment, you chose to scamble off at the slightest trouble, is this what your country folks always do at the slight of trouble? Pardon my ignorance, for i must confess (owned up) that i have never been to your country.
And stop your bullshitting about "set up". You accuse us of setting you up, where's the evidence? As a PhD holder, clearly you should know that any claims must be supported by evidence. No evidence, no case.
Haiz~~ (shake head)... reading on the progress of this incident, i do pity you. I wondered which university you went to, which university you got your PhD from, what you know about the definations of the word called "responsibilities" and what creditials you got to secure such an important post in your goverment, only to end up showing your true colours in this incident.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1036960/1/.html
Friday, February 05, 2010
HOT weather
Weather been trying to murder me nowadays. There's so much snow in Europe, and there's so much sun in Singapore. Can we do a partial exhange with the poor fellows who wish there's ain't so much snow fall?
"Oh shit.. it's really global warming" we said...
"What global warming?" they ask.
See the effects of the sun!!
Don't you feel hot by just looking at the photos??
ArgHHHHHHHH!!!! WHERE'S THE AIR CON REMOTE??
"Oh shit.. it's really global warming" we said...
"What global warming?" they ask.
See the effects of the sun!!
Don't you feel hot by just looking at the photos??
ArgHHHHHHHH!!!! WHERE'S THE AIR CON REMOTE??
Thursday, December 31, 2009
First Post for 2010
2010 is here... well, according to my computer time, it's 4 more minutes.
Ironic.. I have not been touching my blog for so long, and here, i am spending the final minutes of 2009 to update my blog.
I got too much free time right now... the stupid mafia wars in facebook need 4.5 minutes just to get a miserable 2 energy and 1 stamina points... The SMS msgs i been trying to sent out just couldn't seems to get out from my mobile to my friend's mobile.
Singtel, starhub and M1 mobile operators must be earning big bucks right now by providing SMS service...
Lucky, there's no internet jam problem...
It's 12 midnight... Right now, i can hear screamings from all around me, shouting "Happy new year!!!", ppl playing sparklers, followed almost immediately with sounds of baby cries. Apparently, the screamings woke up the babies... hahaha...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Remember not to write the year 2009 on your dates, especially on the cheques!!!
Ironic.. I have not been touching my blog for so long, and here, i am spending the final minutes of 2009 to update my blog.
I got too much free time right now... the stupid mafia wars in facebook need 4.5 minutes just to get a miserable 2 energy and 1 stamina points... The SMS msgs i been trying to sent out just couldn't seems to get out from my mobile to my friend's mobile.
Singtel, starhub and M1 mobile operators must be earning big bucks right now by providing SMS service...
Lucky, there's no internet jam problem...
It's 12 midnight... Right now, i can hear screamings from all around me, shouting "Happy new year!!!", ppl playing sparklers, followed almost immediately with sounds of baby cries. Apparently, the screamings woke up the babies... hahaha...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Remember not to write the year 2009 on your dates, especially on the cheques!!!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Air Force Theme Song
It's the christmas eve... Once more, chirstmas is here...
Christmas... signify that the end of the year is once here again, and a new year is coming...
So, what have i done in 2009???
let me think about it...
Anyway, found a singapore drama series theme song. To be, it's one of the best theme songs ever to produce locally. It's a super old drama series, about the RSAF, Republic of Singapore Air Force, not Round Short And Fat.
I had upload the clip from youtube to here... enjoy!!!
Christmas... signify that the end of the year is once here again, and a new year is coming...
So, what have i done in 2009???
let me think about it...
Anyway, found a singapore drama series theme song. To be, it's one of the best theme songs ever to produce locally. It's a super old drama series, about the RSAF, Republic of Singapore Air Force, not Round Short And Fat.
I had upload the clip from youtube to here... enjoy!!!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
4 Stages of life
Heard on the radio, Class 95 on my way to work this morning...
The 4 stages of life...
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa....
How true it is...
The 4 stages of life...
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa....
How true it is...
Monday, December 21, 2009
Countdown
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, its:
4 more days to Christmas!!!
11 more days to the New Year!!!
14 more days to my ICT!!! ArghHhhhhhH!!!!
4 more days to Christmas!!!
11 more days to the New Year!!!
14 more days to my ICT!!! ArghHhhhhhH!!!!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
4 Heavenly king imitation
There's one video that i like.
There's this guy that can imitate the voice of the Hong Kong 4 heavenly kings. Namely, Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Leon Lai and Aaron kwok.
And it sound really like them!!
Watch it below...
So, i guess, i know last time, all the pirated cassette tapes and the early CDs, where they got their singer from....
Wahaha
Still got somemore...
VERY IMPRESSIVE!!!
There's this guy that can imitate the voice of the Hong Kong 4 heavenly kings. Namely, Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Leon Lai and Aaron kwok.
And it sound really like them!!
Watch it below...
So, i guess, i know last time, all the pirated cassette tapes and the early CDs, where they got their singer from....
Wahaha
Still got somemore...
VERY IMPRESSIVE!!!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday nightly affair
Just received some good news yesterday with regards to myself... Hahaha.. But that good news come with some bad news, i reckon...
And did something shitty today, something which i wish i could never do, yet, i feel it's necessary to do... And hope that shitty thing would not turn to be something more shitty that needs me to clear.
It's an extremely busy week for me... more so from the past few week, which i was busy enough. Why?? boss come back from overseas trip... hahaha
And every Tuesday, it's becoming a normal routine for the 4 of us... CN, HT, TB and me... A night of driving, which requires super intense concentration, with a super high risk of getting invloved in RTA, and it involves some jam, followed by some cheap buys and a night of relaxation, eating, chatting, singing, and perhaps, some "come find trouble" on the forehead...
It's the relaxation and the food that draws the 4 of us to go back there every week. A intense day of slogging out either physically, mentally or both at work, we really need a night of relaxation. I keep looking forward to Tue day, even it means sometimes, i am going to miss my myth buster show.
And Tue has just past. Am looking forward to next Tue.
And did something shitty today, something which i wish i could never do, yet, i feel it's necessary to do... And hope that shitty thing would not turn to be something more shitty that needs me to clear.
It's an extremely busy week for me... more so from the past few week, which i was busy enough. Why?? boss come back from overseas trip... hahaha
And every Tuesday, it's becoming a normal routine for the 4 of us... CN, HT, TB and me... A night of driving, which requires super intense concentration, with a super high risk of getting invloved in RTA, and it involves some jam, followed by some cheap buys and a night of relaxation, eating, chatting, singing, and perhaps, some "come find trouble" on the forehead...
It's the relaxation and the food that draws the 4 of us to go back there every week. A intense day of slogging out either physically, mentally or both at work, we really need a night of relaxation. I keep looking forward to Tue day, even it means sometimes, i am going to miss my myth buster show.
And Tue has just past. Am looking forward to next Tue.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Sleepy at work
It's funny, i know...
My world has turn upside down...
But couldn't be help... Is there anything that i can do to resolve this problem??
It's something like this statement... "How come a kid who is afraid of the dark grows up to be a teenager who hangs out every whole night?"
Yep...
Night is the time when cockroaches come out and people sleep. Morning is the time when ppl rushes to work and ERP starts.
But i am feeling very sleepy in the day!! Especially when i am in the office. And after work, while driving home, i will be yawning non stop, wishing for my dear warm bed to lie in and my soft pillow to cuddle with.
But once i reach home, all signs and syndromes of sleepiness went "poof!!!" just like when a naughty kid burst a balloon with a needle.
I became wide awake. No more thoughts of my warm bed and my soft super cuddle-friendly pillow. my thoughts turn to TV, Internet and mafia wars, and more recently, BF2.
And all those thoughts will keep my mind occupied till my eyelids cannot take it anymore... that's when i will faint.
And the cycle starts again when i woke up the next day.
My world has turn upside down...
But couldn't be help... Is there anything that i can do to resolve this problem??
It's something like this statement... "How come a kid who is afraid of the dark grows up to be a teenager who hangs out every whole night?"
Yep...
Night is the time when cockroaches come out and people sleep. Morning is the time when ppl rushes to work and ERP starts.
But i am feeling very sleepy in the day!! Especially when i am in the office. And after work, while driving home, i will be yawning non stop, wishing for my dear warm bed to lie in and my soft pillow to cuddle with.
But once i reach home, all signs and syndromes of sleepiness went "poof!!!" just like when a naughty kid burst a balloon with a needle.
I became wide awake. No more thoughts of my warm bed and my soft super cuddle-friendly pillow. my thoughts turn to TV, Internet and mafia wars, and more recently, BF2.
And all those thoughts will keep my mind occupied till my eyelids cannot take it anymore... that's when i will faint.
And the cycle starts again when i woke up the next day.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Yesterday
"Yesterday, it was such a relaxing day
Now it's time to start the working day
Oh i believe in yesterday...
Suddenly, many arrows come flying my way
There's no way i siam their way,
Oh monday, came suddenly...
Why weekends gone so fast
i dunno, no one can say
I say monday come,
it's a stupid working day...
Yesterday, work was really seems so far away
but now i need a place to hide away
oh we all longed for yesterday
Why weekends gone so fast
i dunno, no one can say
I say monday come
it's a stupid working day
Yesterday, work was really seems so far away
but now i need a place to hide away
oh we all longed for yesterday"
It's another monday... OSIM.
I wanna weekend to come again... Waiting... Waiting... waiting...
(phone rings) ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now it's time to start the working day
Oh i believe in yesterday...
Suddenly, many arrows come flying my way
There's no way i siam their way,
Oh monday, came suddenly...
Why weekends gone so fast
i dunno, no one can say
I say monday come,
it's a stupid working day...
Yesterday, work was really seems so far away
but now i need a place to hide away
oh we all longed for yesterday
Why weekends gone so fast
i dunno, no one can say
I say monday come
it's a stupid working day
Yesterday, work was really seems so far away
but now i need a place to hide away
oh we all longed for yesterday"
It's another monday... OSIM.
I wanna weekend to come again... Waiting... Waiting... waiting...
(phone rings) ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Beautiful Sunset
Funny weather nowadays... Bukit timah have not been flooding for a super duper long time. And yet, recently it became a swimming pool. And i think the basement carpark can be a scuba diving training center.
Singapore cars might need another feature or insurance... Flood proof. Or perhaps a miniature submarine.
But it's with the funny weather that i can capture these photos...
And a very beautiful sunset...
Don't you simply agree??
Singapore cars might need another feature or insurance... Flood proof. Or perhaps a miniature submarine.
But it's with the funny weather that i can capture these photos...
And a very beautiful sunset...
Don't you simply agree??
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