Delaying in announcement

So, it seems like Mas Selamat, the most dangerous terrorist in Singapore, some say South East Asia is being caught.

Once again.

And it seems like the Malaysia ISD had captured him on the 1st April.

And it seems like the ISD has waited for 6 weeks to make public his capture.

Might as well... If the goverment announced his capture on that day itself, i cannot imagine the outcome and the consequences...

"April fool's joke??" would be the questions of the public.

Foreign talent

Talking about foreign talents...

Singapore should hire this foreign talent from America, as at this time, can be a great asset to us...

Haley Joel Osment. Yep. That's the fellow that we should greatly consider to get him into our country...

Who is he??

He's an actor... Osment came to fame with his starring role in the 1999 thriller, The Sixth Sense. And he said the famous words.. "I see dead people".

He really should come and help out in our efforts...

Provided he change his sentence to........

"I see Mas Selamat"...

New world record, but...

Alas!!!

Haiz~~~

And i thought it's a new Singapore record.. Or even better, a new world record!!!

And "POOF!!" the supposed record was gone...

11 minutes to urinate!!! who can believe it?!?!?! I mean, for males, how long you need to urinate? Certainly not 11 minutes right?? So, it's gonna be a new or broke the previous world record right??

But alas!!! It's not to be...

And in a blink of an eye, there goes the new record, just like Mas Selamat.

Including Mas Selamat...

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/342715/1/.html

Ankle and knee hurting

Gosh... after that simple badminton game on sat afternoon, and spraining my left ankle again on friday afternoon,

My left ankle and knee are hurting....

My right arm is aching...

Gosh... never feel so shiok when they are aching, except for the hurting part...

My ankle is still swollen...

I wonder if the TV series "Crime watch" is going a special show on the Mas Selamat Escape issue.

I can act as Mas Selamat, being able to limp with my left leg naturally...

BREAKING NEWS II

This is told by a good 'ol friend of mine...

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BREAKING NEWS...

Mas Selamat has been found in Malaysia.

"How do you know?" you may ask...

I went into Malaysia yesterday nite with AET and ZX, and at the Singapore Custom, Posters of Selamat was pasted all over the custom, saying that he's wanted and bah bah bah, all those stuff...

And at Malaysia Custom, i saw the sign saying, "SELAMAT DATANG MALAYSIA"

From this website, http://dictionary.bhanot.net/

DATANG = come or arrive

So, Selamat Datang Malaysia means, you go figure it out yourself...
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It's meant to be a joke....

No.. wait...

It's a joke, Laugh...