Bored at KFC?

Some interesting e mails received.

Imagine you are bored... very bored. You went to KFC, order a meal. you finish eating. You are still bored.

what will you do??

This is what some very bored ppl did.











Super creative hor??

lighter side of poems

Had went for a super long duty that lasted 27 hours.

ACID camp. And from that duty, i learnt a lot of things. Indeed, lots. So much so that i am still very tired, and too much things to post that i need time to sort things out.

Well. meanwhile received some funny poems from DC, and here's them, and have a good laugh...

Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
And I got a heart attack straightaway

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

Ladies and wives?!?!?!

Some jokes about marriage and wife which i had received from E mail...

To the ladies out there, it's just only a joke, okie?? Don't take it to heart...

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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Erm... No offence, ladies and wifes out there...

Calculations on this post...

Received an interesting E mail.

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Subject: I CAN TELL YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things; it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.






RESULTS...................

You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week)

*The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
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Some people are so amazing...

And so bo liao... (Nothing else better to do) to come out with all those stuffs....

But still... it's interesting.

And another thing.... That fornula can work for all years... not only 2007... Just add one to "1757" or "1756" for every year that passes.

SEE LAH... I ALSO BECOME BO LIAO... THANKS TO THAT E MAIL!!!

Mail from E mails

Another funny E mail that i had received.

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Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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